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MAX LINDER
T�I MU�KET��� 

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Film burlesque based on the novel
They are suffering
Alexander Dumas the Elder

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Screenplay and direction

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Play�:

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In a small village in Gasko, there lived a poor man,
but a well-dressed father. . .

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. . . Dart-In-Again tickle, he was
The corner is called "Knockout".

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Son, here is my me
there is too much water for my hand.

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Get out into the world
and fight for your hodokvas.

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At the mask of this dog,
I will be worthy of the name of my family.

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Kiss the father once, my son!

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Sometimes there are moments in life. . .

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. . . that we have to say goodbye to those
who are dearest to him.

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Forget the old blood. Be sensible!
I'll find you a nimble little donkey in Pa��!

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Queen Anne, charming, long for love
the wife of King Louis XIII.

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His Majesty Louis XIII
turned out of the way.

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Oh lord, my business
the trip was very difficult!

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A person sweats during the day
but with the French it's all downhill.

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So I brought something for you, my washer!
Real diamonds have unpredictable prices.

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Cardinal Richie-Loo, Count de Stichelieu,

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which pursues his highness unblemished
z�t� . . . and his faithful friend.

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Lord and Count Poussy-Bunkumin,
drawn to Pa�� by love,

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visits Queen Anne every Saturday.

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Constance, Queen Chamberlain,
who takes care of her wardrobe - and her secrets.

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Oh, Poussy-Bunk, hug me!

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He watched behind the wall. Po�pin� na�i
shame of love! Run away!

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Not without a reminder
to your infinite beauty!

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so ma'am
I know a lot about you!

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Comte de Roquefort,
Secret Service Agent de Stichelieu,

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is established in the town of Meung.

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Behold, the �two-legged� �lut� butterfly!

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Get that girl out of town
or it will be mal�r!

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Three months later.

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What! U� before Pa���?
But that was speed! I'm buying!

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So it looks like this� Pa��!
I thought so right away!

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So this is good parenting?

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Knockout in the first knockout!

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Now wait - you'll see!

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I want to change that yellow donkey
for new trousers and accessories.

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B�d�k!
I'll pull your hair and neck!

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Excellent!
Apartment without a real estate agent!

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The king's mu�ket��.

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Goli� Huge�,
commander mu�ket�r�.

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Here, a letter from my papa!

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Creamy condition
"Answer in peace"
Invoice

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Cremation costs
99 cardinal guards. . .
. . . 396 Zlat�ch

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Porpoise!

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Octopus!

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Walrus!

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Fools! You killed in the last battle
only 99 cardinal guards!

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Don't you know that Krema�n� state
Do you have a discount for 100 flies?

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Don't worry, Captain. That one
and 100 on top of you tomorrow!

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Here comes Roquefort.
One can remember him from afar!

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Sir, what are you doing?
at one by the habitat wall!

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One o'clock at the habitat wall, understand?

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One o'clock at the habitat wall, I understand!

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Crap!
At one o'clock at the habitat wall!

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And at one in front of the habitat wall. . .

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I'd fuck you all at once
if you weren't so �squeamish�.

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P�new�! Ready?
Go for it!

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Enough! In a hurry?

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No worries, my brothers.
One for all. . .

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. . . all for one!

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Board of Directors for Battles.

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I was a shoemaker
at the cardinal's guards.

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I'm dead now. . .
through me� Knockout Dart-in-Again!

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Are you a Knockout Dart-in-Again?

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Brother, don't mess with this!
He got more people underground,

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no� subway in New York!

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Hard on him! Give it to him!
Blow out his candle!

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How about a minute,
on a glass of brandy?

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Ha, b�d�k one!
I have to use this opportunity!

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A little music before the next round,
may i beg

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You are the apple of my eye
I will love you to death!

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Oh, Knockout, Knockout,
you Samson of my sleepless nights!

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Doll, my sweet doll!

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I want to get off half a floor up.

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Celebration of victory.

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Although we invited you, Knockout,
but the trays are empty!

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Why didn't you tell me that? I would do it.
Okay, I'll do it now!

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That's how the other party celebrates.

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Hands up! In this gun I have
one bed, enough for you all!

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Thank you for the house, bro!

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And you�. . . shimmy!

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The government ruled. . .

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. . . and his property better, but especially
The more beautiful half, she enjoyed with Konstanz.

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I take everything!

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Test in heaven, Your Highness,
means luck in love.

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Did you learn anything new about him?

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Five five
ma�karn�m ball, Grace. . .

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. . . give it to me
to take the diamonds.

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Five Saturdays for a pasta ball
take the diamonds, my candy!

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No, Your Highness, you are not lost yet.
Knockout Dart-In-Again loves me.

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I will follow him
to go to England quickly. . .

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. . . and brought the jewels from Bunkumin back!

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If not by Saturday
evening back, queen of the country. . .

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. . . and I will be angry with you!

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 �, no! Connected line!
Put down the phone, sir!

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Lightning trip to London.
For diamonds and six queens!

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Come with me!

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Konstanz sent Knockout
to London for diamonds.

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I have to bring them back
Alive or dead!

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His Eminence, Cardinal Richie-loo
de Stitchelieu has something to tell you.

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Let's go!

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When I drop the water
kill him with a hammer!

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And not even for a bag of peas
you won't let go of that trip to London?

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Messengers - I have a secret!

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They are gone! Search every path!
It must not slip under any circumstances!

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Lord and Count Pussy-Bunkamin
just as well.

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Pussy, my love: The old man got suspicious.
Send me the diamonds now.

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In fear and love,
TV Annie.

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Up, as fast as possible!

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Ball evening.

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Back to France
but Pa�� is still far away.

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The king won't let you beg!

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You cheated on me!
Where are the �perks?

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For God's sake!
I must have just lost them!

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The queen announces that she has lost
s� �perks. Search everyone!

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Don't worry, darling!

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My God, blood!

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my dear
blood is thick, not water.

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Excellent!

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Now he will become a knight of France.
Or would you like to eat something?

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I would put my life on the line. . .
to win Konstanz as a wife.

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End